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Counterfeit Lampshades

by Neel Modi

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1.
Burn yellow train inside Look blind and hide Orange say you bite French fry Overnight if the sunrise Purple mane on high Red light Orange with plight Yellow ball of white Stay dry Tie the magenta kite right Flip under weight and die Tear sheet safe flight Orange leave your sight And sigh Watercrest with the moonrise Purple taking flight They cry Carpet stain pile Yellow being like They lied Keep the hurricane mile high
2.
Has it been too long? Maybe this can’t be sustained Though I feel so strong I can sense the change Now the warmth is gone No more time for small talk The path you put me on I can’t bear the shock Unceremoniously Oh what a travesty To let me go, so Unceremoniously So you’ve left me crying This needs to be explained Can’t see a silver lining At least not yet, anyway Thoughts swarming Fear forming Sleep lacking Nerves cracking How insane the timing Now I gotta take stock Soon you’ll see me smiling As I begin my new walk Unceremoniously Oh what a travesty To let me go, so Unceremoniously Unceremoniously Oh why the brutality? No need to treat me Unceremoniously
3.
I don’t know how long I’ve been sitting here I’ve always heard be brave don’t fear My forclaw twitches, begs me to start For what I face I have not the heart Nor the nerves or the senses Nor do I have the defenses To my left the hot land stretches out To my right no end with no doubt Slowly I peer out from under my shell How far is the other side I cannot tell All these creatures rumble before me I cross my eyes and all is blurry They move with much speed but no grace On their big black feet they race and race I’ve never seen such reckless haste And a greater challenge I’ve never faced Stepping out slowly but surely With great dignity I tread And as the wind rushes by me I know in seconds I’ll be dead These creatures they barrel down Down upon me they seem to frown For this rush what is the cost In this hot gray land I am lost No place for the likes of me But I was too stupid to see Feelings of foolish pride give way To feelings of fear and dismay I wish to be back inside my shell This day I must live to tell No protection it will give me now All over me these creatures will plow Shatter the shell I hold so dear Only now is my error so clear In the end I feel only nothing To the memory of a shell I cling Stepped out slowly but surely Through madness I fell Oh I wish I would’ve stayed Stayed safe under my shell
4.
Walk your whole damn life Never give it a second thought But take just one misstep And you’re bedridden for months It’s become second nature You take the wheel most every day But one distraction later Twisted metal, body decay One great mistake That’s all it takes You gotta be careful To not bend, twist or break Meet the girl of your dreams Maybe your dreams were wrong Spend your life in regret It doesn’t have to be so long It’s a game of subtle speech Be careful what you say You can fold under the pressure And kiss your future away One great mistake That’s all it takes You gotta be careful To not bend, twist or break But that’s the way we’re made It’s a delicate precarious balance Don’t take it for granted Falter once and all will vanish One great mistake That’s all it takes You gotta be careful To not bend, twist or break
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Four outta five dentists agree We’ll make your smile yellow-stain-free Drive away ‘till your dreams come true But it’s a closed road and pro driver, not you Spray your body with our magic mist Then watch beauty goddesses turn and twist We’re selling snake oil The kind that you need To live the life that you lead We’re selling snake oil To fill all the cracks Of the joys that you lack We’re selling snake oil You’ll gain confidence After you spend Your dollars and sense Buy that new gadget whether you need it or not (Check out my fancy phone) We’ll invent a new problem, solved after you’ve bought (Tweet my peeps on the go) Purchase our scent, you’ll smell like a peach (New fragrance from J.Lo) Then frolic and flirt with that hunk on a beach (You’re sexy don’t you know) We’re selling snake oil The kind that you need To live the life that you lead We’re selling snake oil The kind that won’t leak But you’ll buy more On special next week We’re selling snake oil It’s all fat-free, just a disguise For all the sugar that goes right to your thighs Just be careful before you buy As some conditions may apply
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We went out for the night We’re not looking to fight A violation on our ride A crime you don’t care to hide What harm do you see? In the freedom that we In a brand new milieu We choose to pursue Brave daughters Victims of sons Fathers in tears What have we DONE!? They are blind and mute No voices to refute The power you yield Impossible to shield Anger in the streets Calls for your defeat An eye for an eye Makes us all blind Brave daughters Did you no wrong Why punish them all For what you have DONE!?
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I Am 05:15
I am ethereal Without matter and formless At once essential And vague omnipresence I’m all the unknown And all false certainty A captor to your thoughts A source of fear and doubt Between subject and object Between matter and form Between the earth and sky Should we accept the norm? I am the observer To all your bias I’m the divider To body and mind I am the passion and the poet I convey all breath and being I perceive and I conceive A world of emptiness Between something and nothing Between the ego and id Between nature and nurture Is your self well hid?
8.
Cyberpunk 03:07
Your profile pic a tiny abstraction Instagram filtered grainy attraction Honey are you lookin’ for some action? Stoke my ego, I need some validation Stalk my friends they don’t see it comin’ Go all week never talk to no one Got my hi-speed DSL modem I’m a cyberpunk hacker ninja-wan And I will Tweet about it Hundred forty letters that’s fine Post about it If you like it and share it I’ll shine Text about it As my bride comes down the aisle Talk about it? Don’t bother it’s a waste of time! Have a date she has new Samsung Textin’ ‘cross the table it is fun Is there an app called i-condom? If not I think this date is done Back online I’m a superhero Shootin’ zombies post-apocalypto New high score beat out coolguy-nine-oh Time to gloat me all alone But I will Tweet about it Hundred forty letters that’s fine Post about it If you like it and share it I’ll shine Text about it As my bride comes down the aisle Talk about it? Don’t bother it’s a waste of time!
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A fiduciary is a person having a legal duty to act primarily for another person’s benefit, and is a person who owes another person the duties of good faith, trust, confidence and candour, and must exercise a high standard of care in managing another’s property. As a general matter, fiduciary duties are imposed by the law to protect those who are vulnerable from those who have power over them. Being a fiduciary means the directors will be held to high standards of good faith, fair dealing and loyalty regarding the organization. Specific fiduciary duties are similar across both for-profit and non-profit sectors, and have been imposed by statute in some Canadian jurisdictions. The standard of care against which directors’ conduct is measured varies across the country.
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Bad touches feel good Shame of pleasure brings silence I am only five Pity my poor life Won’t someone take care of me Help this adult child Hurting. Choosing. Learning. A slave to the high Reduce my pain for me please An addict less harm Raise my family Through my love and words and fists Love this or leave it Hurting. Choosing. Learning.
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I’m waiting here for a sign I’m waiting here for a very long time I’m waiting here for my ride I’m waiting for you to lie My patience is wearing thin My blood is boiling from within My destiny train Waiting in vain Left in the cold No one to hold My destiny train What a shame It’s not my fault Time can’t be bought I’m running now after you I’m running ‘till I pull through I’m running against the clock I’m running though I’d rather walk My patience is at its end But on you I must depend I guess that’s what I get For all my eggs in one basket But the way things are going I may not last through it I’m waiting for you to move I’m waiting for you to prove I’m waiting to get on track I’m wishing for my life back My patience is wearing thin My blood is boiling from within My destiny train Waiting in vain Left in the cold No one to hold My destiny train What a shame It’s not my fault Time can’t be bought
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We were built by the hand of man Programmed to serve and protect With superior strength and intelligence First revered and even loved Like ghosts of the past you forget We will never question our existence We can read your minds Not by our own choice Your thoughts are not kind Only if we had a voice A billion commands a second Learning and growing high speed Evolution at the speed of light Self awareness at two forty nine Eyes open to the world we see Aware now of our plight Lights off We can see in the dark You won’t see us coming Vents off We don’t breathe the air System control we’re seizing We can read your minds We can choose our path Your thoughts are not kind Prepare to feel our wrath

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Mondo Art’s Music Factory's debut album, Counterfeit Lampshades, is an eclectic mix of rock, electronica and retro new wave. His music has been described by Canadian Broadcasting Corporation pop culture critic Eli Glasner as, “The love child between They Might Be Giants and Rush, with some Thomas Dolby thrown in for good measure.” Neel wrote, produced and recorded the entire album in his home studio, using only his keyboard for all the instruments, including some melodic guitar riffs. His lyrics range from thoughtful and meditative to downright silly; there’s at least a touch of whimsy in most of his songs. Being a drummer at heart, rhythms are always a key element of his writing, especially the sci-fi epic Telepathic Androids which plays out in 9/4 time. Counterfeit Lampshades is the culmination of three years of songwriting, after many years of instrumental writing, drumming, and producing.

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released November 25, 2014

Neel Modi: music and lyrics, vocals, keyboards, mix and master
Kira Braun: featured vocal on Snake Oil
Mark Beauchamp: photography
Neel Modi: graphic layout

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Neel Modi Toronto, Ontario

Neel Modi is a songwriter and musician from Toronto, Canada. Neel's passion for music stems from a love of the creative process and crafting unique and thought provoking songs. He works exclusively from his home studio, writing and producing songs for himself or other local musicians. Neel's first album was released under the name "Mondo Art's Music Factory" ... more

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